The above picture is a note I wrote and placed between one of my rude neighbor's dog's excrements. Classy, I know.
The note reads:
PLEASE DON'T BE
SELFISH AND RUDE!
PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG - THAT IS YOUR
RESPONSIBILITY AS A PET OWNER.
THIS IS NOT A FILTHY DORM OR FRAT HOUSE.
RESPECT THE PEOPLE WHO SHARE THIS STAIRWELL WITH YOU.
Yes, I took it upon myself to write a note on behalf of my fellow, rule-following residents. The moral of the story is, if you own a pet and live in an apartment building, walk your pet in a neighborhood, enjoy walking (without your pet) in a clean, odor-free stairwell... oh...sheesh, basically if you live on earth and ever come in contact with other humans - BE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AROUND YOU! That's all.